To elaborate...

Watch this:


Now, in the interest of impartiality, watch this:



Why would I show videos of the Georgia Tech defense absolutely manhandling its opponents, you ask? Why, especially, is one of those opponents Notre Dame? Because the former Georgia Tech defensive coordinator, Jon Tenuta was announced as the Assistant Head Coach and/or Linebackers Coach for that 3-9 team in South Bend.

Yes wayz Lolrus, yes wayz

Now why am I so freakin JACKED AND PUMPED for the next couple years, you ask?

Let's start with the currently #1 ranked recruiting class for 2008.

Then let's proceed to the fact that next year's defense will have arguably no connection to the defenses of 2005 and 2006. Remember those teams? here's a refresher:





There is also the slim hope from this past year that it was a bunch of freshman and sophmores (with the occasional junior sprinkled in) getting their collective asses handed to them every week. Seeing that pissed me off a lot, I'm sure each of them feeling it pissed at least a few of them off too. I like anger. Anger is the key to the dark side. You ever seen Darth Vader? There's a reason no one ever plays a pickup game with him.

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Basically, it just feels good to have one guy that has been a thorn in Weis's side for the past two years actually join forces. The optimist in me says that Tenuta is going to go in on day one and say, "Here is why I teabagged you last year." Then he'll walk over to Evan Sharpley and say, "Sorry for teabagging you, frosh," and walk away with a little chuckle (see "pissed off" paragraph for reason why).

Get the laughs in now ladies. If Notre Dame still sucks in 2009, I'll wear USC clothes for a year and worship Bo Shembelcher (spelling intended), who by the way never won a national championship, or a big ten championship, or the rose bowl (fun fact) like a GOD.

That is all. I'm gonna go headbutt something hard.