No I will not join your spam group.

I don't care if it IS to:

- Break a Guiness [sic] word record

-Fund for a free mamogram

- Get someone to streak at the last Red Sox/Yankees game

- Legally change your name to [fill in the blank]

- Support [x] rights

- Lower the age to do [x] to [y]

Because, A) It just pisses me off. I think I'm taking the vegetarian approach to this ordeal where maybe if I don't join these groups, people will maybe eventually take a hint. B) I really don't care about most of them. Call me apathetic, I would rather not think that I am defined by the buttons I click, even though some conspiracy theorists say I am.