Saturday, June 14, 2008

Top 5 reasons to stop by at your local festival


No particular order on this one

1.) Its like a high school reunion, but with gambling and its much easier to avoid the creepers
2.) There is no such thing as too many bratts, metts, or italian sausages.
3.) Blackjack is a great time waster.
4.) Funnel cake.
5.) ....Honestly I can't think of a fifth reason. Let's be honest, for the most part festivals suck bunghole and the only reason people go are to enjoy the wonderful vices of life. Irony at its best....

...just don't puke in the pews!! :)

1 comment:

achilles3 said...

#5
A. See drunk former students.
B. See drunk former teachers.
C. See drunk former students' parents.